Armie Hammer’s career almost went off the rails after multiple women accused him of abuse. While the actor denied any and all allegations, his career suffered significantly, with his agency and publicist dropping him. Later on, the charges against him were dropped as there wasn’t enough evidence. Now, the man is returning to the scene and has two movies coming up – Frontier Crucible and The Dark Knight, which might end up getting a new name.
As he makes his comeback, Armie Hammer is revealing truths about his life via anecdotes that most of us would want to keep buried six feet under. His latest confession? How he almost hooked up with a man as “women are the worst” but it didn’t quite go according to plan.
Armie Hammer’s confession has left us all speechless
On The Armie HammerTime Podcast, episode 119, Armie Hammer spilled some of his secrets and we are just…shocked. Someone needs to tell Hammer that some things are better left unspoken and you’ll know why in just a second.
On the podcast, Hammer admitted using Grind, a gay dating app, and trying to hook up with a guy once. The Call Me by Your Name actor stated, “I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious… Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy.“
We don’t know if “gay dudes seem to have it so easy” is something most of the world would agree with, but anyway…
From there, he opened up about why dipping his toes into bi or homosexual waters seemed appealing to him. Take a look at his words that have got the Internet staring at him wide-eyed:
Like so, easy. I’m at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it’s, like, Grindr, and someone else is like, ‘I’m at the same restaurant. Do you want a bl*wj*b in the bathroom? And you’re like, ‘Hey guys. I’ll be back in five minutes.’ And then you get up and go to the bathroom, you get a bl*wj*b and you come back, and you’re like, ‘What was that?’ So I was like, you know what? I’m gonna give this a try…maybe this actually works for me.
Well, now that’s a headline-making confession, if we have ever seen one! But wait, it gets better. Stick with us.
Things did not go quite how Armie Hammer hoped they would
The idea of hooking up with a man turned into reality for Hammer when he came across a French man on Grindr. From there, it was only a matter of time before the actor decided to give it a try with his mystery guy.
Unfortunately, what seemed like a good idea in theory, didn’t quite work out well in practice. From the man’s beard to his broad shoulders and height, everything felt out of place for Hammer. Needless to say, Hammer was not getting anything out of it.
The actor finally understood why many women preferred men without facial hair. He continued on the podcast,
I was like, ‘Okay, this could work. This could work. Let’s try this.’ I remember I started making out with him. And I just remember being like, ‘God beards. I get why women like it when you shave. This is f*cking rough.
Hammer added,
I put my arms around him, and I was like, ‘Oh my god. And these shoulders are so wide. He’s so big. Like, he’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.’ And it did, physically, for me, absolutely nothing. Not even a twitch…And then I remember, like, we were, like, making out, and it was kinda getting hotter and heavier. But I was, like, going through the motions…he reached for my d***, and I was like, ‘You’re not gonna touch my flaccid p*nis.‘
The Internet had all kinds of reactions to his confession, with one writing (via X): “It’s okay to know less about each other.”
While there is nothing wrong with being s*xually curious, Hammer’s recalling of the entire situation may come off as a little off-putting, especially since the world is trying to give him a chance at redemption.
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